ALIEN APPEARS OUT OF THIN AIR -- STOPS MAN FROM TURNING OFF TV! by Vanessa Cortez, staff reporter.  [November 22, 2007]   [WeeklyUniverse.com]  "Jesus" was just minding his own business, watching TV, when a "clear white alien with clear eyes" appeared suddenly before him -- out of thin air! Jesus was so shocked and petrified that he didn't move!  He literally "froze" in fear! That's the shocking true-life tale that someone who calls himself "Jesus," submitted to the Weekly Universe! "Well, I always wanted to tell someone about my story," said Jesus as he told his tale to the Universe, "besides my friends.  I remember, two years ago, when I was watching TV, I decided to turn of the television -- when a clear white alien, with clear eyes and a smile,  just appeared to me!" That means that Jesus's startling visitation from the "clear white alien with clear eyes" occurred in 2005. The "clear alien" that Jesus saw may have  looked, sort of, like the alien on the cover  of this book, except clear, which book has nothing to do with Jesus's visitation, but which you can still buy on Amazon.com.      "I suddenly just froze!" Jesus continued.  "I wasn't able to move!  Five seconds later, it disappeared!  With no trace!"      Jesus was petrified by his shocking, extra-terrestrial sighting.  "I was scared," he said.  "I didn't know what to do or say.  I kept it a secret and never told no one of what I'd seen."      Universe readers may well ponder the unexplained mystery: Why did the "clear white alien" smile at Jesus?  But since that day, Jesus has been haunted by a different, bone-chilling question: "I wonder to myself, why me?" Copyright 2007 by WeeklyUniverse.com.   Tell Us What YOU Think -- On Our.Message Board! RETURN to The Weekly Universe! "Weekly Universe" and "WeeklyUniverse.com" and "Mystic Gray Buddha" trademarks are currently unregistered, but pending registration upon need for protection against improper use.  The idea of marketing these terms as a commodity is a protected idea under the Lanham Act. 15 U.S.C. s 1114(1) (1994) (defining a trademark infringement claim when the plaintiff has a registered mark); 15 U.S.C. s 1125(a) (1994) (defining an action for unfair competition in the context of trademark infringement when the plaintiff holds an unregistered mark).