Alien Appears Out of Thin Air -- Stops Man From Turning Off TV

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ALIEN APPEARS OUT OF THIN AIR -- STOPS MAN FROM TURNING OFF TV!

by Vanessa Cortez, staff reporter. [November 22, 2007]

[WeeklyUniverse.com] Jesus was just minding his own business, watching TV, when a "clear white alien, with clear eyes" suddenly appeared before him -- out of thin air!

Jesus was so shocked and petrified that he didn't move! He literally "froze" in fear!

That's the shocking true-life tale that one of our readers, who calls himself "Jesus," submitted to the Weekly Universe!

"I always wanted to tell someone about my story, besides my friends," said Jesus, as he related his terrifying tale to the Universe.

"Two years ago, when I was watching TV, I decided to turn off the television -- when a clear white alien, with clear eyes and a smile, just appeared to me!"

This means that Jesus's startling visitation from the "clear white alien with clear eyes" occurred in 2005.

"I suddenly just froze!" Jesus continued. "I wasn't able to move! Five seconds later, it disappeared -- with no trace!"

Jesus was petrified by his shocking, extra-terrestrial sighting.

The "clear alien" that Jesus saw may have
looked, sort of, like the alien on the cover
of this book, except clear, which book has
nothing to do with Jesus's visitation, but
which you can still buy on Amazon.com.

"I was scared," he said. "I didn't know what to do or say. I kept it a secret, and never told no one of what I'd seen."

Universe readers may well ponder the unexplained mystery: Why did the "clear white alien" smile at Jesus?

But ever since that chilling day, Jesus has been haunted by a different, more ominous question: "I wonder to myself, why me?"

Vanessa Cortez is a Los Angeles based tabloid reporter who investigates the occult underbelly of the entertainment industry. Read more about her journalism in Hollywood Witches.

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