July 4, 2009

 

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JULY 4th SHOCKER!

The Heart-Rending Fate for the Signers of the Delcaration of Independence!


GHOST VOICES

EVP Expert Reveals How YOU Can Record Spooks!

NASA F*ck-UP

Loses Mega-Expen$ive Tools -- And Taxpayers Will Pay for It!


Govt Spying on YOU -- Through Your TV

Shocking proof...

Will YOU Die on Your Next Plane Flight? MIT Brainiac Calculates the Odds

UFO Over Norway

 

Alien Orb Examined My Baby Girl -- And There Was Nothing I Could Do!

Alien Stopped Me From Turning Off TV

 

* Conspiracy Watch

CIA Killed RFK -- Shocking Proof

Chemtrail Horrors

ABDUCTED BY ALIENS

One Woman's Terrifying True-Life Encounter!


CAT SHIT SHOWER

One Man's Heart-Rending True-Life Confession!

* Sex Crazed

Has 21 Kids by 11 Women -- Earns Minimum Wage

 

Govt Employee Rapes "Over 100" Corpses

Guzzles Bottle of Viagra, Dies After 12-Hour Orgy


* Health & Healing

Social Activity Slows Aging

Path to Genius: Lots of Sleep!

Vitamin D Prevents Cancer, Diabetes, Much Else!

Red Wine Makes You Smarter

Miracle Vitamin C Prevents Gout

Secrets of Staying Young

Aspirin Prevents Stomach Cancer

For Miraculous Heath -- Eat Dirt!

Cure for Colds: Lots of Sleep

Miracle Cancer Cure: Burzynski Method

Inexpensive Eyedrop Cures Cataracts


Ghost Caught on Tape

 

Ghost Knocked Me Down Because I Called Him a Wuss

* Bizarro

Fatter Folk Mean Tougher Toilets

Big-Ass Moms Have Smarter Kids

My Pet Cat is a Robot

Bizarro Poisonous Mammal Caught on Tape

 

 

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