Poorly Designed Jars Force Consumers to Buy More Signature Brand Apple Sauce

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FOOD CONSPIRACY: POORLY DESIGNED JARS FORCE CONSUMERS TO BUY MORE APPLE SAUCE!

by Vanessa Cortez, staff writer [May 19, 2017]

[WeeklyUniverse.com] Poorly deigned jars are forcing consumers to buy apple sauce that is then kept beyond their reach or enjoyment. As revealed by the shocking -- and exclusively obtained! -- photos [below], the plastic jars are designed with crevices that capture the apple sauce, forever trapping the paid-for apple sauce beyond the reach of apple sauce-starved consumers.

The guilty jars are used by Signature brand apple sauce. Signature is a generic store brand for the Vons supermarket chain in California.

Vanessa Cortez is a Los Angeles based tabloid reporter who investigates the occult underbelly of the entertainment industry. Read more about her journalism in Hollywood Witches.

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FOOD CONSPIRACY: POORLY DESIGNED JARS FORCE CONSUMERS TO BUY MORE APPLE SAUCE!