JESUS TURNED ME INTO AN ALIEN!by Vanessa Cortez, staff writer. [March 12, 2003]
* Jesus Is An Alien Explained Avery exclusively to the Weekly Universe: "Jesus is the first extraterrestrial hyperspace alien to visit planet Earth. He was sent to Earth by Eternal Space or his father, which is God. Jesus was conceived by eternal space, and born of a virgin. "They are the one and only means of traveling to the galaxies eternally or of continually inhabiting any place at all. This process of transformation from a mortal creature into an immortal creature is completely executed by them, not by us. "Since all things were contained within the physical body of Christ Jesus, all things that he did were done by all things in Heaven and Earth. When Christ died on a cross, all things in Heaven and Earth died. When Christ was resurrected from the dead, all things in Heaven and on Earth were raised from the dead. When Christ ascended back into eternal space from which he came, he took all things in Heaven and Earth back with him, reconciling all things unto God. "These acts by Christ are called the 'operation of God' by Saint Paul in the New Testament. "[Jesus] had two capacities that made it possible to operate upon all of space and all things therein: the power to implete or fill all space, and the power to envelop or contain all space. With the containment of all space comes the containment of all time or eternal life in the galaxies. All things that he did were operations upon the whole of space, matter and life." Avery said this 'operation' transformed him into a hyperspace alien. "I was transformed into an alien by going through the stargate opened by [Jesus]. All people on Earth have been 'operated' upon and can go through this stargate. It is better than Sagan's Black Holes, or as he would say: 'Einstein-Rosen Worm Holes.' "Einstein's folded universe
is unnecessary and useless. The cosmic speed limit of light has been
exceeded. All mankind now has a means of traveling to the galaxies
eternally.
* Proselytizing ... or a New Theology? According to Avery's website, Alien Physics, Coast to Coast AM producer Lisa Lyon refused to book him, accusing him of proselytizing. Says Avery on his website: When I told Lisa Lyon, the producer of the George Noory Show at Coast to Coast AM, that I was an Extraterrestrial Hyper Space Alien she was very interested. But when she found out that I became so by the operation of Christ Jesus upon the Cosmos, her excitement changed to skepticism. After answering her questions of how I became a Hyper Space Alien, she said "you are just proselytizing."Avery goes on to offer "evidence" of a double standard, listing Coast to Coast AM guests, Christian and non-Christian, who engaged in hyperbole and/or proselytized, but were nevertheless allowed on the air. Avery insists to the Weekly Universe that he serious. "I have developed a new theology and science based upon a system that is necessary for the Scriptures to work," he claims. "A system that humans can experience and know is true to the point of resisting every falsehood that stands in its way -- whether it be science so-called or mythology or opinion or hyperbole or an angel from heaven or an alien from a space ship. "What I have discovered is true and knowable and transforms men and women into hyperspace aliens capable of eternal space travel to the galaxies. No other means will ever be available to do this. "It took many years for me to realize what happened to me and how to explain it. So I have not talked like I do now for more than ten or eleven years. "Many people think I am kidding them, or playing with them." * Church of Jesus Christ, Alien?
Still, Avery's message sounds
like Christian proselytizing, couched in the language of ufology.
Asked by the Weekly Universe if God or Jesus had a message for humanity,
Avery listed the following tenets:
* The Kingdom of Heaven has been established upon the face of the entire earth to the ends of the galaxies by the miraculous operation of God in Christ.
Asked by the Weekly Universe about UFO sightings, abduction reports, alien astronauts, and crop circles, Avery explained: "These are the vain imaginings of people yearning to be delivered from their present state of death into eternal life. They have been lied to by Satan to look for their savior in the form of aliens from space. They are bombarded by these delusions by radio, television, and tax supported scientists. "Abduction reports are the same. There have been no abductions by aliens. All this is the vain imaginings of man to escape the chains and bonds of his state of walking death. The so-called sightings and abductions demonstrate the power of their own minds, and the degree to which they try to escape the confines of death. "Alien astronauts, crop circles, Stonehenge, pyramids, government cover-ups, Roswell, space ship crashes, Planet X, spiritual technology, multidimensional parallel universes activated by thought, quantum physics, black holes, worm holes, quarks, curved space, you name it! All the sad delusions of men trying to propel themselves into eternal space without a clue of how to do it. "Early Christians did not entertain such things because they knew what the space above them was, and who it was, and how to go there. Even Galileo knew that the stars and planets he observed were in the same dimension he lived in, and that he one day would go there and experience it first hand through the operation of Christ Jesus. "Once a man becomes a hyperspace extraterrestrial alien he knows what is feasible and what is not. He knows how space travel is accomplished. He knows that he and the one who operated upon him are the superior life forms of the entire cosmos. He knows that no other life form has the power to visit the earth or to operate and transform the cosmos as Christ did. "Christ and his disciples are the most advanced life form in all of space and time. By definition this excludes all these sad and lost claims of alien sightings and abductions which all end in further sad frustration. * What About Buddha? As the Weekly Universe has invested great effort into the development of our Mystic Gray Buddha[tm], we wanted to know what Avery thought of other reputed Earth sages. Said Avery: "Mohammed and Buddha were great men of worldly wisdom who noticed human nature and learned many things from watching and observing the behavior of people. But they did not describe a method by which anyone could be transformed. They did not perform an operation to accomplish this transformation. "Christ Jesus opened the stargate for all men including Muslims and Buddhists and the lost house of Israel. All men are used by God, but they did not perceive what the whole problem of man was, much less describe a method to fix it and then go perform the act to institute its solution." * Agent of the Angel
The Weekly Universe also wanted to know what a man transformed into a alien by Jesus thought about the Bible.
The Weekly Universe also
asked Avery about the continuing crises in the Middle East.
Avery said: "The current Middle East crisis could not take place without the occulting of Western Christianity. The so-called modern state of Israel could not have risen without the eclipse of Christianity in the world. God and Christ have been locked out of the observable cosmos by numerous antichrists such as Albert Einstein, who successfully convinced modern society that space is a lifeless void and God, if he exists at all, is in another dimension.
Avery said: "Well, I hope that this receives a better reception than my message does at other places. Thank you for this opportunity to express this most important subject to your readers. I do hope that many will join me in deep space as a result of this opportunity, and that these words do not return to God void." Read Avery's subsequent email exchange with George Noory. Copyright 2003 by WeeklyUniverse.com
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